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CDC Alert

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational
Killer (WORK). If you received WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues,
or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come
into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises, take two
good friends to the nearest liquor store, and purchase one or both of the
antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and/or Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.

*i'm infected dee .. incurable disease ... T.T *

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